Lucienne is allergic to strawberries
Allergy
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Lucienne is allergic to strawberries
lam As soon as she sees them in a basket
7° She gets a sudden fainting spell
ré7 And starts swelling up
si7 mi7
Léon is allergic to wine
lam As soon as he smells the cork
ré7 He runs away like a rabbit
sol7 Poor Léon has no luck
mi7
Marcel is allergic to cats
Every time he sees a cat
He wags his tail and barks
People think he's crazy
I know some who can't tolerate anything
Or it's not such a big deal
If they drink a small glass of wine
For them, it's an overdose right away
My neighbor doesn't like me
He sees life differently
It seems like he's losing his grip
As soon as he meets me, and yet
You can't please everyone
The mayor, the cops, and the priest
All those upon whom
Good living and good thinking rest
| I'm allergic to jerks | Big jerks, small jerks, just like that | Or jerks from the last downpour | Jerks you can see coming from far away | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |