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Following the lecture I gave at the École Polytechnique on 9 March 2009, on the Z-machine


planete_dingues

New Year's Eve 2009

( based on an idea by my old friend Gérard Morin, of Poitiers )


Noel 2008


france2_1_09

Guillaume Durand's programme, on France 2, "l'objet du scandale", January 2009


Science et Vie:

science et vie novembre 1993

November 1993 issue

science et vie ao�t 2007

August 2007 issue


matrix

Excerpt from the film "Matrix", released in March 1999 in the United States. At 16 minutes 55 seconds, "Neo" is questioned by "the agents" as his file is opened

Note the expiry date of his passport: 11 September 2001


�coutes t�l�phoniques


moyen<br>
Orient

Middle East


February 2009

trionphant_vanguard

Two employees of the English and French navies, Messrs Vanguard and Triomphant, carrying in their pockets flasks of anthrax bacilli, collided in a corridor along which they were walking and where total darkness reigned. Both had switched off their flashlights to avoid being spotted, counting on their particularly keen hearing to detect the approach of any other night owl. But as they were both tiptoeing along, neither heard the other coming. The collision having occurred at low speed fortunately caused no damage to their dangerous cargo.


suite � conf�rence donn�e � l'X

Following the lecture I gave on 9 March 2009 at the École Polytechnique (l'X)

Confirmed: the Americans are indeed withholding information concerning the results obtained on the ZR machine, following the 2008 tests. .
The French are doing and will do nothing. Effect of the pressure exerted by the Megajoule and ITER lobbies and ... incomprehension. Timidity on the military side.
Deafening silence in the science media, which follow the instructions (but in any case understand neither the approach nor the ins and outs)

There are none so deaf as those who will not understand.

( a full report, currently being written, will appear in the press within a few weeks )


pape


parachute dor�


Alzheimer �rections

Pierre Curnier


Appel longue distance


Dindon de l'espace

Microphone attacked by a space turkey

( private joke for Julien Geffray )


mais<br>
sans �pis


2012


Bigard

http://www.bigard.com


Robot v�g�tarien


Bombe<br>
verte

Boron-hydrogen


Tondeuse a gazon


News in brief: During an international congress devoted to hypersonic flight, a retiree, a former Cnrs researcher, ran over with his wheelchair an aeronautical journalist who had claimed, on a Quebec radio station, that he had passed off a hang-gliding accident as a workplace accident in order to collect a pension.


J'arr�te<br>
quand je veux


Authentique

Authentic


Authentic

The author of this is the aeronautical journalist Bernard Thouanel. Below is the end of a long insulting email he sent me on 22 November 2009. Header Thouanel To finish with your story about Claude Poher. I perfectly confirm that he told me your story on the phone. I don't see why he would have invented such nonsense. I had no intention whatsoever of making it public because I felt I had nothing to gain from it on a personal level. And if in the end you had had a hang-gliding accident and found that the fall of an electromagnet was more poetic, that was your problem, not mine. Fran�ois Bourbeau had somewhat forced my hand by asking me to confirm this fact on the airwaves of his radio station. I don't hold it against him, he's from Quebec, and unlike you, he's honest... I have nothing else to add. Bernard Thouanel Excerpt from his recent interview: http://www.paperblog.fr/2487136/ovni-interview-de-bernard-thouanel-ii thouanel

Poher universons

Claude Poher, former department director at Cnes
Inventor of the concept of the universon, a fundamental constituent of the cosmos


To see


Talons

The guy on the left, who is he?


tele confesionnal


lassitude soucoupique


protocole

Private joke


Le miracle des olives

December 2009: the miracle of the olives

( they have indeed turned ... black again )


tsunami

2012


Mariafe femmes voil�es

Marriage: The first one to let go of his wife's hand is in deep trouble


Bachelot en P�re No�l

Christmas 2009


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