Humor, page 6
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humour6.htm#15_3_09 ****Following the lecture I gave at the X on March 9, 2009, on the Z-machine
****The first metaphysical theorem of the history of science
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New Year's Eve 2009 ( based on an idea from my old friend Gérard Morin, from Poitiers )
**Guillaume Durand's broadcast on France 2 " the object of the scandal ", January 2009 ** ---
Science et Vie :
November 1993 issue
August 2007 issue ---
Excerpt from the film " Matrix ", released in March 1999 in the United States. At 16 minutes 55 seconds, " Neo " is questioned by " the agents " during the opening of his file
Note the expiration date of his passport : **September 11, 2001 ** --- ---
Middle East ---
February 2009
Two employees of the British and French marines, Messieurs Vanguard and Triomphant, carrying in their pockets flasks of anthrax bacilli collided in a corridor where they were walking and where total darkness reigned. Both had turned off their flashlights to avoid being detected, relying on their particularly acute hearing to detect the approach of any other nocturnal wanderer. But as they both walked on tiptoe, neither heard the other approaching. The collision, which occurred at low speed, fortunately did not cause any damage to their dangerous cargo.
Following the lecture I gave on March 9, 2009 at the Ecole Polytechnique (the X)
Confirmed: the Americans are right to withhold information regarding the results obtained on the ZR machine, following the 2008 tests. The French will do and will never do anything. Effect of the pressure exerted by the Mégajoule and ITER lobbies and ... misunderstanding. The military's reluctance. Deafening silence in the science media, which follow instructions (but in any case do not understand the approach or the implications)
There is no greater deafness than that of one who does not want to understand.
( A complete report, currently being written, will appear in the press in the coming weeks )
**Pierre Curnier ** --- ---
Microphone attacked by a space turkey
( private joke for the benefit of Julien Geffray )
Hydrogen bore --- ---
Oddity: *During an international conference dedicated to hypersonic flight, a retired former researcher at the CNRS ran over a aeronautical journalist who had claimed on a Quebec radio that he had passed off a delta plane accident as a work accident to get a pension. * --- ---
Authentic --- **** ****
http://www.paperblog.fr/2487136/ovni-interview-de-bernard-thouanel-ii
.http://www.paperblog.fr/2487136/ovni-interview-de-bernard-thouanel-ii
The author of this is the aeronautical journalist Bernard Thouanel. Below is the end of a long email of insults he sent me on November 22, 2009.
To finish with your story about Claude Poher. I confirm perfectly that he told me your story on the phone. I don't see why he would have made up such nonsense. I had no intention of making it public as I felt it was none of my business. And if finally, you had a delta plane accident and you found that the fall of an electromagnet was more poetic, that was your problem, not mine. François Bourbeau had somewhat forced my hand by asking me to confirm this fact on his radio. I don't hold it against him, he is from Quebec, and unlike you, he is honest...
I have nothing else to add.
Bernard Thouanel
Excerpt from his recent interview:
Claude Poher, former department director at CNES
Inventor of the concept of universon, fundamental constituent of the cosmos ---
To see ---
Who is the guy on the left? --- --- ---
Private joke ---
December 2009: The miracle of olives
( they have indeed turned back ... black )
****2012
Marriage: The first one to let go of his wife's hand is in trouble ---
March 26, 2010
**The undertaker is away too long. The English police take the hearse, badly parked, at the moment the coffin arrives **
May 5, 2010: A reader, Frédéric Dekerle, proved to be a better observer than me. Find the error....
Above the red circle, a "giraffe" can be seen, that is, a microphone mounted on a pole. Therefore, it is not a real situation, but a staged shot.
*This photo inspired the drawing below: *
April 8, 2010
April 17, 2010
Bang stick too short ( Cay Sal Bank ) ---
Crop circle ---
****The gear of debt
The average Frenchman in June 2010, during the Football World Cup ---
Private joke
Some explanations, which the reader seems to deserve. We have reconstructed the "cosmology" team with Gilles d'Agostini, a theoretical physicist (treasurer of "Knowledge without Borders", see his photo on the site http://www.savoir-sans-frontieres.com, where he resembles, on a background of ice sheet, the explorer Paul Emile Victor). The other member is my old friend Pierre Midy, retired, with whom I discussed math on the phone yesterday for an hour. We decided to "return to the game." The yellow paper that the person is holding is the change of "chronological variable" invented by Eddington in 1924, which can be found at the beginning of chapter 7, page 237 of the book by Adler, Schiffer and Bazin: "Introduction to General Relativity", Mac Graw Hill editions. In fact, it is the continuation of a tip from the Ummites, obtained in Madrid during a conversation with engineer Dominguez, who had recently spoken to them on the phone about the non-existence of black holes. The existence of these depends only on a choice (arbitrary) of the time coordinate, the "chronological variable". The yellow paper is the variable change invented in 1924 by Sir Arthur Eddington, a figure in theoretical astrophysics.
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Eddington
In 1919 he led the team that, observing an eclipse, set out to verify Einstein's theory, on the deflection of light by masses. He was the first to suggest that stars drew their energy from fusion. He also studied the relationships of physical constants, from the angle of dimensional analysis. He was also a great popularizer. The humorous drawing above was suggested by my old friend Jacques Legalland, designer of the 5 kV electrical supply used in Rochefort for MHD experiments. Where in the world did he get such a strange variable change? No one knows...
Conversation with General Engineer Yves Sillard, creator of Gepan and Geipan. **2005 ** ---
Sketch made in January 2001 at the Brighton conference
after the particularly soporific lecture of Professor Ildebrand Ludwiger ---
" Mack ", the hero of the Discovery Channel series dedicated to the promotion of weapons ---
**December 3, 2010: A diversion of one of my drawings: ******
One of my readers reports the use of one of my drawings, with text modification. Initially, this was:
It is now found, on a site and in a blog that I leave you to search for this drawing, *reproduced and modified without my permission *:
If you find drawings of this kind on the web, know that these reproductions are done without my knowledge.
I have my own ideas about politics, and I don't hesitate to express them clearly. I am a polemicist. Just look at the drawing immediately preceding these two to be convinced.
But I deny anyone the right to associate me with their own speeches and actions by using my own iconography, modified or even imported as is. Let them find their own illustrators.
October 29, 2010: A scene in Kruger Park, South Africa, inspired by the stories of Rudyard Kipling ("The Elephant's Child"). Fortunately, the story ends well. The adults stomp their feet, which impresses the crocodile, who disappears.
" Nachez-boi. Bou me mête mal ! " ---
Briefing at Vinon ---
Typically Chinese import product ---
A sanibroyeur has been installed ---
Homo Nuclearis ---
Nucleoshadock
The result:
Nukushima ---
First scan of DSK's brain
Click on this link to see the animation
**At a time when many question the validity of the nuclear program,
Frédéric Mitterand surprises us with an interest in physics, although he is rather a literary figure: **
- I don't disdain to stick my nose into a neutron ---
Strauss Kahn in autumn 2010, in Tunis - As president of the IMF, I would like to congratulate the Tunisian president Ben Ali for the rigor of his management
****Video
****The new "Misunderstanding "
****The document that incriminates Dominique Strauss-Kahn; the video taken by the Sofitel camera
Drawing illustrating my article in the July-August 2011 issue of the magazine Nexus
Drawing illustrating my article in the July-August 2011 issue of the magazine Nexus ---
Cruise 2010 ---
Jie has never lived in the countryside ---
The profile of a good left-wing candidate for the presidential elections ---
**Authentic. **
** Of course, I never replied. Finally free, since 2005, from this pension of a few tens of euros per ... quarter** ---
December 10, 2011: Will Brittany make secession? ---
**Chevênement, as it would have been painted. **
To see the rest of this gallery of portraits, created by a talented anonymous**** ---
Christmas 2011 :[Pope Benedict XVI makes a mistake with the scout sign.](/BIG BROTHER/signe_main_bush.htm#pape)**
/BIG BROTHER/signe_main_bush.htm#pape** ---
February 16, 2012: private joke ---
Private joke 2 ( to be continued ) ---
Outstretched hand ---
Camelot Project ---
Matrix reloaded
Matrix: The offer made to Neo by Morpheus ---
Justine and the Theory of Everything ---
December 2012: Drawn hastily on the package of the "Vertical Passion"
intended for a jecteur, Pascal Sébire, who was happy with this " Christmas gift "
( there was a queue at the post office )
December 21, 2012 ---
One can fight against windmills at the limit, not against air currents ---
Everything is said in a single image ---
Private joke ---
April 2013. After lying to all the parliamentarians, he is forced to resign
**Jérôme Cahuzac, Minister of Finance. A sound recording reveals his tax evasion maneuvers, via a Swiss account. **
**This type reminds me of a photo of Nixon, which circulated in the United States during Watergate, with the caption: **
*- Would you buy a used car from a guy like that? *** ---
Balustrade at the Basilica of Saint Peter in Rome ---
**The first metaphysical theorem: **
**| Any astral body immersed in an astral fluid receives a thrust, directed from bottom to top, equal to the weight of the displaced astral matter. |
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Imagine an astral fluid whose density decreases with altitude and that the astral body considered does not expand when the ambient pressure in the surrounding astral fluid decreases. If the density of the astral body, initially placed at ground level, is less than that of its environment, it will rise. Its ascent will stop when the mass of the astral body equals the mass of the astral medium of the same volume. In other words, when the two densities become equal.
Of course, if the density of the astral body is higher than that of the surrounding one, at ground level, it will not rise. We will then say that it is stationed in the lower astral.
Regarding the project of burying long-lived radioactive waste in Bures, in Champagne, in a clay seam
July 2013: A violent tornado devastates the Vinon glider center
The largest in Europe, located a few kilometers from ITER ---
September 2013: Flamby goes to war ---
January 2014: Love affair
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**The "inverted quenelle" gesture. **
Discussions are underway within the Constitutional Council to decide
whether to ban this sign, which some see as a "mini Nazi salute " ---