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Created on September 23, 2007


woluve1

woluve2

Poster distributed in buildings by the municipal services of Woluve-Saint Pierre, Brussels


saloon


aigle_americain


helico_nigerien

The 24-year-old Nigerian Mubarak Abdullahi had a unique idea: to build his own helicopter. A physics graduate, he used parts from old machines and motorcycles, assembling everything in his basement. The result is a functional four-seater helicopter.


usa_iran

USA - Iran


eus

Check it out


toe


sans_paroles

private joke


analyse_genetique

How to determine the function of a gene (based on a lecture by geneticist Christian Vélot)


al_quaida


data_mining

Ufo-science, December 2007


jpp_pekin

JPP in Beijing, Tiananmen Square, winter 2006.

Where’s the joke? Look closely: around his neck, there’s a... compass (my sense of direction is just... nonexistent).


usa_iran2

Strait of Hormuz, January 7, 2008


inge_mili

UFO-science, January 8, 2008


pluie_bruxelles


cambriolage_Pertuis_07

House burglary in Pertuis, December 2007


cercueils

I know some like that.


sarkozy


robot_insecte

robot_insecte


napoleaon_IV

Napoleon IV (author unknown)


sarkozy_nosferatu


petite_quequette


cachez_ce_brin_herbe


March 2008, from our correspondent Philippe Vauj

EADS:

Following the signing of a major contract with the United States, EADS plans to quickly relocate 2,000 jobs initially. It asks its employees to stay confident, as it intends to maintain and develop its ‘Modelism-Radio Control’ activities in Europe; the Chinese are very fond of scale models. It will take time to decide what to do with this activity.


superstrings


vos_droites


blanchouille


souriau_couleur


jpp_lecomte


lichnerowicz

André Lichnérowicz:

- Nothing distinguishes a thinking mathematician from one who’s asleep.


damour

Character from an upcoming comic: Professor Renaud Glamour, from the Academy of Sciences


kiss1


kiss3


kiss4


kiis7



kiss8


kiss10


kiss11


photo_mystere

reponse_photo_mystere


turbolimaces_chargeant

Eastern Absurdistan: Charging Turbolimaces


scier_branche


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXJZVZFRFJc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXJZVZFRFJc

April 1, 2008: New progress with the Big Dog robot, studied by the U.S. Army (click on the image)


abeilles


flamme_olympique1

Olympic Flame 2008

flamme_olympique2

The spirit of Pierre de Coubertin in 2008


mort_charlton_heston

May 2008: Death of actor Charlton Heston, president of the American Rifle Association


At the Philosophy Department of Aix-en-Provence University in May 1968:


Evolution of university methods in 1968:

1968_2


informatique_1979


motoplaneur_et_deltistes


ufologue

I like this drawing. It’s so true...


patenet_mai_08

Recent interview with Jacques Patenet (Geipan) about recent UFO sightings in Brittany


tardy_diodes

diodes_uv

May 2008. Christophe Tardy (UFO-science) attaching miniature UV diodes to a scanner


finnish

Film Hellzapopin, 1950s


June 9, 2008:

implant_photo

implant1


meilleurs_vieux_2008

CNES presents its best “oldies” for 2008


ingemili


segosarkozy

Author unknown


crop_circle


bigard_derape

September 7, 2008: Mishap

If Bigard gives me an address, I’ll send him the original, signed and dedicated:

bigarde_derape_noir_et_blanc


eurostar

Yesterday, September 11, 2008, I was on a Eurostar train heading to London. Before falling asleep, exhausted from preparing for a conference at Imperial College where I was to present, I drew this sketch. Little did I know how right I was. Two hours later I woke up and asked my English neighbors, “Are we not in England yet?” Indeed, the shape of the church spires I saw through the window didn’t seem typically English. The train pulled into a station and outside the window I read “Brussels.” We’d turned back because of a fire on a shuttle truck. This raises two questions for me: How can “a braking system” catch fire while the vehicle is stationary? And how can trucks carrying potentially flammable chemicals use the Channel Tunnel? Profitability, I guess? Finally, I found a plane that can take me to London on Saturday. The organizers changed the time of my presentation. That’ll be fine.


mon_banquier_et_moi

October 2008: My banker and I, we’re “like that”


This diagram comes from a lecture given in March 2006 by Shlomo Sternberg at Jerusalem University. He describes how French mathematician Jean-Marie Souriau (whose fame extends far beyond France) took up an approach originally proposed by Einstein, Infeld, and Hoffman (1938), in an article published in 1974 in the Annals of the Henri Poincaré Institute. The Israeli scholar’s commentary is quite amusing. First, here’s the English version: “Souriau’s paper isn’t easy to read. He uses a wonderful but idiosyncratic way of presenting things. For example, see the flowchart illustrating his article below.”

French translation: “Souriau’s article isn’t easy to read. He adopts a wonderfully idiosyncratic style of exposition. As an example, see the diagram illustrating his article below:”

demarche_souriau

Idiosyncratic: understandable only by its author. Souriau laughed heartily when I reminded him of this story over the phone yesterday. I still believe he embodies Oscar Wilde’s famous line: “I live in fear of dying misunderstood.” To understand him, one must learn a special language: “Sourian,” of which I know only a few basics. He truly enjoyed rewriting whole sections of mathematics, replacing conventional terms with ones of his own choosing. Yet, I must say his choices were often more appropriate than those of his Bourbaki predecessors. When I first gave a talk using this vocabulary at a math institute, I had to be doubled up!


démarche fiduciaire

Fiduciary approach (economics)


Tribute to Jacques Benveniste

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